{"id":155,"date":"2008-07-22T17:01:03","date_gmt":"2008-07-22T17:01:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.bananot.co.il\/211\/?p=155"},"modified":"2008-07-22T17:01:03","modified_gmt":"2008-07-22T17:01:03","slug":"what-happened","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.bananot.co.il\/211\/?p=155","title":{"rendered":"What Happened"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"direction: ltr\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">1.<\/font><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"direction: ltr\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">A: What happened?<\/font><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"direction: ltr\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">B: What is happening?<\/font><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"direction: ltr\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">A: Why are you here?<\/font><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"direction: ltr\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">B: Have you ever lived?<\/font><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"direction: ltr\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">A: Are you happy now?<\/font><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"direction: ltr\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">B: Was life worth it?<\/font><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"direction: ltr\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">A: What have you lost?<\/font><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"direction: ltr\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">B: Have you gained weight?<\/font><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"direction: ltr\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">A: Wait for me, right here<\/font><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"direction: ltr\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">&nbsp;<\/font><\/div>\n<div style=\"direction: ltr\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">2.<\/font><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"direction: ltr\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">&nbsp;B: Wait for me, right here. The doors will be opened at nine-thirty sharp, our time.<\/font><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"direction: ltr\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">A: I lost my key.<\/font><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"direction: ltr\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">B: The keys to happiness are love, freedom, and money.<\/font><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"direction: ltr\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">A: Money is just a means of exchange. We exchange love for freedom, and freedom for love. We need no money.<\/font><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"direction: ltr\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">B: (to himself, quietly) I don&rsquo;t search, I find (He said that, said he, not me)<\/font><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"direction: ltr\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">&nbsp;<\/font><\/div>\n<div style=\"direction: ltr\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">3.<\/font><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"direction: ltr\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">A: Crooked glasses bend the world. This is called topology. It is a relatively new science.<\/font><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"direction: ltr\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">B: Eli, my friend from middle school, now has a terribly crooked back. He lives on the outskirts of Beer Sheva, the capital of the Negev, all by himself.<\/font><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"direction: ltr\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">A: With my bare hands, I bend teaspoons. It is called kinetics. This is a relatively old science.<\/font><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"direction: ltr\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">&nbsp;<\/font><\/div>\n<div style=\"direction: ltr\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">4.<\/font><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"direction: ltr\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">B: Have you ever lived?<\/font><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"direction: ltr\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">A: Once, I lived in the desert. I was happy then.<\/font><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"direction: ltr\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">B: Are you becoming happier as you get older?<\/font><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"direction: ltr\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">A: Once I lived in the desert for a few weeks. A truck stopped by every other day, unloading food. I slept on a row of orange crates, drank camels&rsquo; milk and tea. I was happy then.<\/font><\/span><\/div>\n<p dir=\"rtl\"><span dir=\"rtl\" style=\"font-size: 14pt\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"3\">\u05de\u05ea\u05d5\u05da <em>\u05de\u05d4 \u05d9\u05e9<\/em> (\u05db\u05e8\u05de\u05dc\/\u05db\u05d1\u05e8, 2007)<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. A: What happened? B: What is happening? A: Why are you here? B: Have you ever lived? A: Are you happy now? B: Was life worth it? A: What have you lost? B: Have you gained weight? A: Wait for me, right here &nbsp; 2. &nbsp;B: Wait for me, right here. 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